sailors follow him home. it is jonathon last. it is his first time here, but his last name is last. his latest book is called what to expect when no one is expecting. it is screaming up the charts. speaking of screaming, in columbia he is considered a mirror, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if musical genius was bongo drums i would bang him with my shirt off. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> that was arousing, actually. is this the end of pretend? well, they made him feel shame for playing a game. a colorado school, is there any other kind, has suspect -- suspended a seven-year-old for pretending to throw a grenade during recess. alex evans says he was trying to save the world when he threw the imaginary explosive into a box filled with evil.